The figure of the 'ethical consumer' is a fraught one, a modern archetype born of late capitalism's attempt to reconcile its own excesses. This individual makes purchasing decisions guided not merely by price or quality, but by a complex matrix of moral considerations: carbon footprint, labor conditions, animal welfare, and political leanings of corporations. Yet, this pursuit is often riddled with profound cognitive dissonance. One may meticulously source fair-trade coffee while simultaneously indulging in fast fashion. One might invest in a state-of-the-art electric vehicle, the production of which relies on cobalt mined in dubious ethical circumstances. This is not necessarily an indictment of individual hypocrisy, but rather a symptom of an impossibly convoluted global supply chain and a system that places the onus of planetary salvation squarely on the shoulders of the consumer, thereby absolving larger structural and corporate entities of their overwhelming responsibility.